What’s up with those people who drive up to a red light, sit there and then seem thoroughly confused about  what to do when the light turns green?  It seems to be an epidemic here in the Pacific Northwest.

Let’s have a quick lesson in the basics of the stop light:

  • red means don’t try it unless you are really ballsy
  • yellow means slam the pedal down as far as you can, close your eyes and prey for the best
  • green means if you don’t move your car, I am going to move it for you – using MINE!

I hope you enjoyed this lesson as much as I did.  Your patience and cooperation are much appreciated.

David

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